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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

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