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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}

{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}

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