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Laura Maria Harmaja was a Finnish economist. Harmaja wrote books published in Finland as well as in Germany and the United States.
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Lamine Moise Cissé is a Senegalese footballer. He played in 12 matches for the Senegal national football team from 1993 to 2000. He was also named in Senegal's squad for the 1994 African Cup of Nations tournament.
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