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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Portrait of a Man in a Red Beret","displaytitle":"Portrait of a Man in a Red Beret","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q866489","titles":{"canonical":"Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret","normalized":"Portrait of a Man in a Red Beret","display":"Portrait of a Man in a Red Beret"},"pageid":63938961,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Parmigianino_Selfportrait_1540.jpg","width":313,"height":435},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Parmigianino_Selfportrait_1540.jpg","width":313,"height":435},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266526343","tid":"b631e204-c7e3-11ef-a1f8-3795674e11ae","timestamp":"2025-01-01T01:57:10Z","description":"Painting attributed to Parmigianino","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Portrait_of_a_Man_in_a_Red_Beret"}},"extract":"Portrait of a Man in a Red Beret or Self-Portrait in a Red Beret is an oil on paper painting attributed to Parmigianino or Michelangelo Anselmi, executed c. 1540. It is held in the collection of the National Gallery of Parma.","extract_html":"
Portrait of a Man in a Red Beret or Self-Portrait in a Red Beret is an oil on paper painting attributed to Parmigianino or Michelangelo Anselmi, executed c. 1540. It is held in the collection of the National Gallery of Parma.
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