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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

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